Comedian Profile

Dan Hornstein is a silly, silly idiot from Houston, Texas. He’s also a standup comedian with 8 years of experience and the stage presence that makes you wonder if he’s ok. His act is a rapid-fire mix of self-deprecation, wordplay, and absurdism as foreplay. It’s fun, it’s sharp, and it says “dude” way more than it should. You know who it is. His name is Dan and he's the most Dan Dan you'll ever Dan in your whole Dan life. Dan has opened for national headliners like Tim Meadows, Joe List, Aida Rodriguez, Erica Rhodes, and Judah Friedlander.